HEY HEY HEY. Friends locked. Because, you know, I might post pictures or really intimate details and I like my Internet sharing to be private. Yes, because that's not an oxymoron.
Anyway, sarcasm aside, I will literally friend anyone back. Just know that here lies high school drama and teenage girl drama and it's boring. People tell me I'm funny, but I know that's always sporadic and unintentional and not very commonplace. All in all, don't expect much.